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Every now and again someone will come up to me in the street, at a gig or in the zoo and say "Haven't I seen you in a band somewhere before? What was it called?". Then I have to try to name some of the bands I've been in, in order of least embarrassment. On other occasions, they'll be more direct and say things like...

Didn't I hear that you're playing bass for Tank?

Aren't you the guy out of that silly band Sack Trick?

Did you used to play for Bruce Dickinson, that bloke out of Iron Maiden?

Weren't you in that dodgy band, the Atom Seed?

What were you doing in Brazil with Renato Tribuzy?

Did you play bass in some rock band with that bloke out of Spandau Ballet?

Didn't you used to play in some rubbish school band in Wales?

How come you were playing on the Ace Sounds album?

Weren't you in AntiProduct?

Didn't you used to be in a funny band called Machine?

Did you play on that awful Seven Days single?

What's that about you being in Smashing Pumpkins?

Didn't you play on some Balance of Power albums?

Did you really play bass for Ricky Gervais on The Office?